April 23, 2016 by NJPainter
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(used especially by Jews) a gentile girl or womanIt’s Passover! Let’s mash dessert ingredients together and call it holy.
STEP 1: Gather your ingredients;
Box of Matzo
2 sticks of butter
1 cup brown sugar
Chocolate chips
Nuts of any kind (I used almond slivers)
STEP 2: Cover two baking sheets with tin foil and liner and lay your matzos out.
STEP 3: Toast your nuts (See? This holiday is festive!)
STEP 4: Melt your butter & brown sugar together and whisk, whisk, whisk
STEP 5: Pour and spread your butter/brown sugar mixture over the matzos
STEP 6: Bake in the oven for about 10 mins or until it’s bubbly
STEP 7: Sprinkle with chocolate chips, wait a minute for them to get melty and then spread the chocolate out so it covers the toffee
STEP 8: Sprinkle your toasted nuts on top
**And I didn’t think of this until it was too late, but sea salt would probably be good to sprinkle here too.
STEP 9: Refrigerate until chocolate is hard, then cut/break up into pieces.
STEP 10: Enjoy, you’ve reached the next level of shiksa-dom.
